Patrick asks his dad Paddy:
– Dad what’s the difference between theory and reality?
– Go to you ma’ and ask her if she would sleep with a plumber for 1 million euros.
Later Patrick comes back:
– Dad, she said she would!
– Now go to you sis and ask her same.
Off he goes and comes back:
– She answer the same as mom, she would!
– See my son, in theory we are millionaires, we have 2 million euros, but in reality we live with two slappers.
That is the difference between theory and reality.
